Benjamin Netanyahu March 2015

Benjamin Netanyahu


Netanyahu – “This deal has two major concessions. [One, leaving the] Iran with a vast nuclear program.” – Bring it on now.


Netanyahu – “..along with the Straights of Hormuz, that would give Iran a se[cond choke], choke point on the world’s oil supply.” – Bullshit


Netanyahu – “[We the Jewish peo]ple can defend ourselves.” – Give the Jews the deal.


Netanyahu – “[Iran and I]sis are competing for the crown of militant Islam. One calls itself Islamic Republic, the other calls itself the Islamic State. Both want to impose an Islamic empire, first on the region and then on the entire world.” – Got an army.


Netanyahu – “Now, a decade may seem like a long time in the political life but it’s a blink of an eye [in the life of] a nation.” – I’m a felon.


Netanyahu – “I know that, no matter on which [side of the aisle you sit], you stand with Israel.” – Just rely with us.


Netanyahu – “..[second], stop supporting terrorism around the world.” – Lick us.


Netanyahu – “We appreciate all that President Obama has done for Israel. [Now some of that is widely known].” – Money loves it, they’re the Mossad.


Netanyahu – “In 2011 we had our embassy in Cairo under siege, and again he provided vital assistance at the [crucial moments]. Or his support for more missile interceptors during our operation last summer when we took on Hamas terrorists.” – No one will shoot.


Netanyahu – “How many more countrie[s will Iran] devour when sanctions are lifted.” – Now we lose.


Netanyahu – “ when it comes to Iran and Isis, the [enemy of your enemy] is your enemy.” – Our agreement.


Netanyahu – “..that’s why this deal, [is so bad].” – Our bullshit.


Netanyahu – “We were [told to ah, give President] Rouhani and foreign minister Zarif a chance to bring change and moderation to Iran.” – So they deserve big, I was lost.


Netanyahu – “We all have a responsibility to consider what [will happen].” – The battle.


Netanyahu – “Some of that is widely know like, ??? securi[ty corporation] and intelligence sharing opposing anti-Israeli resolutions at the UN. ” – They shall fuck it.


Netanyahu – “Stop threatening to annihilate my country Israel the [one and only] Jewish state.” – We want it now.