President Barrack Obama November 2014


Obama – “..and those who wanna be a part of a peaceful Afghanistan must break from Al Queda, abandon violence, and abide [by the Afghan] constitution.” – They paid up.


Obama – “we’ve been tak[ing the necessary precaution]s including working with countries in West Africa to increase screening at airports so that someone with the virus doesn’t get on a plane for the United States.” – The shock that they’re sending me.


Obama – “These men and women will be proud veterans for decades to come [and our service to them has only] just begun. So, as we welcome our newest veterans home lets honor them by giving them the thanks and respect that they deserve.” – There was another suicide.


Obama – “ can get the unemployment insurance that your tax dollars contributed to. That will also put money in people’s pockets [and more cus]tomers in stores.” – Suck on it.


Obama – “..[along with our surge, our allie]s also increase their commitments.” – Our liar sure scared them all.


Obama – “..many Americans are still at [serious risk of power outage]s and flooding…” – In Iraq were so serious.


Obama – “..and next May in Chicago we will host a summit with our NATO allies and partners to shape the next phase of this transition. [We do know]…” – I’m with you.


Obama – “..[for there should be no doubt], that so long as I am President, the United States will never tolerate a safe haven for those who aim to kill us. They cannot elude us nor escape the justice that they deserve.” – I don’t need the shooter.


Obama – “..[and a Taliban] taking over large parts of Afghanistan.” – And I’ll be lost on it.